"Money's a horrid thing to follow,
but a charming thing to meet."
-- Henry James
One dollar and sixteen cents 10-29-14 |
"Wealth should not be seized,
but the god-given is much better."
-- Hesiod
"Finders keepers. Losers weepers."
-- Proverb
I bought a jacket at the thrift store yesterday and found some money in one of the pockets.
It was only $1.16 -- small change, I know, but still.
There was a credit card receipt from a photo lab in the other pocket, with a woman's name on it -- the jacket's previous owner, I assume.
I felt a momentary flash of guilt, or honesty, or something unfamiliarly humanitarian and wondered if I should try to contact the woman to return her lost money.
Fuck that.
Finders keepers, bitch.
It's mine now.
Can I get a Whoop! Whoop!