"She felt terribly sorry for people who suffered from constipation,
and she knew that there were many who did.
There were probably enough of them for a political party ...
but what would such a party do if it was in power?
Nothing, she imagined. It would try to pass legislation, but would fail."
-- Alexander McCall Smith, The No. 1 Ladies' Detective Agency
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"If mother had to be told not to shove the entire brick of Ivory up Junior's hindquarters,
constipation is the least of his problems."
-- James Lileks,
Mommy Knows Worst: Highlights from the Golden Age of Bad Parenting Advice
This one should be self-explanatory, guys.
