Hand-Me-Ups

"Sorry old girl," I said to [my bicycle] Gladys in the gray dishwater light of early morning,

"but I have to leave you at home."

-- Alan Bradley, A Red Herring Without Mustard

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"So if you have a bike that's hanging in the garage  --

one that you have fondness for but rarely ride --

keep an eye and ear out for someone who may benefit from it.

Bikes are built to be ridden."

--Rhys Newman, 

"The Joy of Hand-Me-Down Bikes," adventure-journal.com

hand-me-up

(noun)
"Something, such as an item of electronic equipment,
that is passed from a younger to an older member of a family."

One of the benefits of having kids that are about my size, like Sam, or grown much bigger than me, like Leo, is that I get their hand-me-ups.

My husband and I are repositories for clothes our boys have outgrown, toys they no longer play with, gizmos and gadgets they've replaced with newer, snazzier versions.

My first digital camera was a hand-me-up from Sam. It's where I cut my teeth and cozied up to the idea of digital photography.

I have an old, soft, thick, plaid flannel shirt of Leo's that I wear almost every day. It's keeps me warm when the house is chilly.

My favorite hand-me-up of the moment is a bicycle that Leo bequeathed to me when he got his car.

We bought the bike for him when he outgrew his old one, but before he had a driver's license. He mostly rode it back and forth to football practice when he couldn't bum a ride.

It's a good bike, barely used, and it was just sitting neglected in the garage gathering dust.

So when winter hit and I moved my skinny-wheeled, temperamental road bike to the stationary trainer in the basement, I cleaned up Leo's mountain bike and started putting it to use.

Now, it's my town bike. On mild winter days, I get outside and ride it for exercise. I buzz to the store on it. I have a wire basket that I can put on the handlebars to carry home groceries and stuff. Sometimes I toss my camera in the basket and just go exploring.

It's a substantial, hearty bike with thick nubby tires and pedals that don't require specialized cycling shoes. It's more sure-footed on slippery surfaces, and it gets me out of the basement so I can still enjoy riding in the fresh air and sunshine, even if it gets a little snowy.

Riding a bicycle is one of my all-time favorite "good things." And thanks to Leo's hand-me-up bike and a mild (so far) winter, I am still out there riding one, even though it's nearly January.

Going The Extra Miles

"I don't know what lies ahead, 

but I want to keep going forever."

-- Fuyumi Soryo

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"A new challenge keeps the brain kicking and the heart ticking."

-- E.A. Bucchianeri, Brushstrokes of a Gadfly

"There are no traffic jams on the extra mile."

-- Zig Ziglar

There's a song I like that opens with the line "Drunk on a morning sky, it's the kind of day you want to wrap your arms around." 

Yesterday was that kind of day.

Ohio was shamelessly showing off just how gorgeous she can be.

The weather was perfect.

My legs felt good and strong.

The bike felt good and snappy.

I'd had an extra cup of coffee, so I had plenty of extra energy to burn.

So I pedaled and pedaled and pedaled some more.

And when I got to the end of my usual bike ride, I just kept pedaling. 

There was no compelling reason to stop, so I didn't.

I kept riding until I felt that good and useful kind of tired -- the purposeful, heady blend of exhaustion and euphoria that is the preferred drug of endurance athletes everywhere, that feeling that keeps us going extra mile after extra mile after extra mile, day after day after day. 

When my ride was done, I totally could have called it a day right then and there and been perfectly, completely happy.

I could have called it good.

Because it was.

A Doubleheader

"We've got the setting -- 

sunshine, fresh air, the team behind us.

So let's play two!"

-- Ernie Banks, 

National Baseball Hall of Fame induction speech, 1977

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"I love doubleheaders. 

That way I get to keep my uniform on longer."

-- Tommy Lasorda

They say two heads are better than one.

I couldn't agree more.

Take yesterday, for instance.

The Indians were scheduled to play a doubleheader against the Twins to make up for their Wednesday night rain-out.

And I was out on my bicycle.

The first pitch of the first game was at noon, which is right in the middle of my daily ride.

But ...

Clever fan that I am, I tuned the game in on my iPod and pedaled happily along while I listened to Tom Hamilton and Jim Rosenhaus call the play by play.

The weather was still pretty dismal and gloomy, but inside my head it was all sunshine and summer. And, I had the best seat in the house.

I'm not usually much of a multi-tasker, but I had this one nailed, doing two of my favorite things at once.

After I got home and showered, the second game of the doubleheader came on, and I got to do it all over again. Except this time, instead of riding while I listened, I ate lunch, did some laundry, and made today's photograph celebrating the day's good turn of events.

In an even better turn of events, our boys swept the doubleheader, beating Minnesota in back-to-back games.

Go Tribe!

Blowin' In The Wind

"The wind shows us how close to the edge we are."

-- Joan Didion

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"No one but Night, with tears on her dark face,

Watches beside me in this windy place."

-- Edna St. Vincent Millay, "Night is My Sister"

"Everyone knows it's Windy."

-- The Association, "Windy"

I ride my bicycle primarily around farmland. Right now, the corn is high and the full fields provide lovely protection against the headwinds and cross-winds that typically whip and blow across the flat openness.

Except that now is the time of year when the farmer's start harvesting the crops. And as the combines gobble all of the corn and soybeans, they are also gobbling all of my good windbreaks.

The weather is particularly windy at the moment. Like, tornado watch windy.

Winds like these make it pretty tough sledding for a solo cyclist.

Unless that breeze is at my back, it's nothing but a bitch.

And so, while they still stand, I will appreciate and enjoy each day that the towering stands of corn line my route, like sentinel soldiers, watching out for me. Protecting me from the enemy.

Pretty soon the fields will be stripped shockingly bare and that cruel taskmaster, wind, will have its way, eventually driving me indoors until Spring comes 'round again.

Sometimes you don't know how good you've got it 'til it's gone.

A Thoughtful Gift

"Everyone has a gift for something,

even if it is the gift of being a good friend."

-- Marian Anderson

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"May it be a light to you in dark places,

when all other lights go out."

-- J.R.R. Tolkien, The Fellowship of the Ring

My farmer friend Bob is one of the good guys.

I ride past him nearly every day, him in his truck, me on my bike.

Bob always sticks an arm out the window and waves to me.

Bob is a very friendly farmer.

Yesterday when he waved, he motioned for me to stop. 

So I looked both ways, did a U-turn and swung over to the his side of the road.

Bob had a gift for me -- a little clip-on, battery-operated blinking red light that flashes on and off, on and off, on and off.

He clipped it onto the back of the tool bag under my bike seat and switched it on.

"It's just a cheap-o," he said. "But it's better than nothin'."

He hugged me there on the roadside, even though I was all sweaty and gross, and sent me on my way.

Bob's gift might seem like a little thing -- just a small, inexpensive item from the hardware store. 

But it was a very thoughtful thing.

And now, I'll think of my thoughtful friend whenever I switch on my new blinky taillight.

It's always a good thing to know someone is looking out for you.

And I was touched that my friend thought enough of me to give me a thoughtful gift that will help protect me and keep me safe out on the road.

They say it's the thought that counts.

I say the friend who thought the thought counts even more.

The Kindness Of Strangers

"I have always depended on the kindness of strangers."

-- Tennessee Williams, A Streetcar Named Desire

"A kind lady lives here" hobo sign, 8-3-14

"Today, give a stranger one of your smiles.

It might be the only sunshine he sees all day."

-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

On my bike ride yesterday I got caught in a pretty terrible storm.

Usually I keep riding through whatever Mother Nature flings at me. But yesterday, she flung me right off the road into someone's front yard. Another rider, a guy named Terry, saw me turn in and followed me.

The storm didn't look like it was going to give up anytime soon, and the two of us found meager, inadequate shelter under a big tree and cowered there together, dripping and shivering, while the hostile rain, hail, wind and lighting raged around us.

After a little while, someone appeared in the doorway of the little green house next door -- a young woman -- waving at us to come over.

This kind young lady invited us into her house bikes and all. A little girl, talkative and friendly as hell, bounced and skipped gaily towards us announcing "It's so nice to help people!" and handed us dry towels.

A tow-headed toddler watched warily from the next room.

The lovely, kind young lady and the adorable, bubbly little girl chatted with us until the storm finally eased up enough for Terry to get back on the road and my husband came to rescue me.

As it turned out, the kind lady's husband also rides, so she understood the plight of two stranded cyclists sidelined by a storm, and took compassion on us.

I was freezing by the time my husband arrived with his truck to drive me and my dripping bike home. My hands were numb. My feet were numb. But my heart was warmed by the kind gesture from a total stranger.

I don't like to stop riding if I don't absolutely have to.

I absolutely had to.

It's a good thing I stopped where I did.



*A note about today's picture:

During the late 1800s and early 1900s, out-of-work homeless men called hobos were a common sight jumping on and off freight trains and traveling on foot along America's railroad tracks. To communicate with others in "the brotherhood," hobos devised a clever set of symbols -- simple rudimentary icons drawn in chalk or coal on sidewalks or mailboxes, etc. -- to inform, help, warn, encourage and guide one another on their travels from town to town. This simple cat drawn outside a home indicated that "a kind lady lives here."

Riding My Two-Wheeler

"A good bicycle, well applied, will cure most ills this flesh is heir to."

-- Dr.  K.K. Doty

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"A bicycle ride is a flight from sadness."

-- James E. Starrs

"Cycle tracks will abound in Utopia."

-- H.G. Wells

They say you never forget how to ride a bicycle.

I'd argue that you also never forget the very first time you did it.

I must have been 4 or 5 when my dad took the training wheels off my little red and white Schwinn, trotted along beside wobbly me until I found my balance, and then finally let me go.

And even though I can't remember my exact age when it happened, I will never forget how it felt the very first time I rode a two-wheeler.

I only made it past a couple of mailboxes down our dirt road before crash-landing in the ditch (Lesson #2, Using the coaster brakes), but I'd done it. I'd tasted smooth, unbridled freedom. It was the best feeling in the world. 

I wanted to do it again. And again. And again.

I couldn't get enough.

I still can't.

And even though I've traded my little red Schwinn for an expensive, multi-geared, high-tech, feather-light, narrow-tired road machine, and my scuffed up Stride Rite sneakers for clip-on cycling cleats, and my Toughskins for aerodynamic padded Lycra tights, the feeling I get riding a two-wheeler hasn't changed a bit. 

Smooth, unbridled freedom tastes the same no matter how old you are or how fancy your stuff is.

If you have a bike and you haven't ridden it in a long time, why don't you dust it off, clean it up, grease your chain, pump up your tires and get out there. A bike doesn't have to be high-tech or look super-cool to feel great. So what if the baby seat is still attached and your baby is in college? A baby seat is just the right size and shape for a bag of groceries or a couple of six packs. Just remember to strap them in. I know a lady who takes her two elderly Dachshunds for rides in the pull-behind Burley bike trailer she bought for her grandkids. I see them cruising all over town, and it's pretty damned adorable. 

Sometimes I like to just go cruising on my heavy old retro "Susie one-speed" with her fat tires, wide springy seat and basket on the front.  

Anyhoo ...

This is all by way of saying that yesterday, after many winter months on the indoor trainer, I finally got back on the road. (I still ride a red and white bike. I guess that hasn't changed either.) It was chilly. It was windy. It was glorious. It was the best feeling in the world.

I want to do it again. And again. And again.

And I will.

Whoever said "enough is enough" was obviously not a cyclist.

A Good Bike Mechanic

"The test of the machine is the satisfaction it gives you. There isn't any other test.

If the machine produces tranquility it's right. If it disturbs you it's wrong ..."

-- Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance

Bicycle chain and sprockets 4-11-14

"When man invented the bicycle he reached the peak of his attainments.

Here was a machine of precision and balance for the convenience of man.

And (unlike subsequent inventions or man's convenience) the more he used it, the fitter his body became.

Here, for once, was a product of man's brain that was entirely beneficial to those who used it,

and of no harm or irritation to others.

Progress should have stopped when man invented the bicycle."

-- Elizabeth Howard West, Hovel in the Hills

Sometimes I wish I was a professional cyclist -- not for the competition or the glory or the travel or the nifty jerseys -- but for the daily massages. Also, it'd be super nice to have a team of bike mechanics at my beck and call whenever I needed them.

I am not mechanical. Not even a little bit.

So when my road bike "Dolce" needs maintenance, I take her to my very mechanical bicycle mechanics, Ted and Rachel.

By the end of last season, Dolce's gears were missing a lot, as well as making some pretty unpleasant noises. I could only use two gears without a ton of interference and frustration. I tried riding on my indoor trainer, but the problems persisted. The only thing worse than riding on an indoor trainer, is riding a grindy-geared bike on an indoor trainer. 

I looked for fix-it tips on YouTube, but I knew I was probably in over my head. For me, fixing my own bike would be like cutting my own bangs. I'd immediately regret it and probably only end up making things way, way worse.

So Dolce's been sitting neglected and unused in the basement, like a lonely kid in the corner, all winter.

I wasn't punishing her. I was just too damn lazy to get her fixed.

With the spring and summer riding season (hopefully) approaching, I finally got off my ass and dropped Dolce off at the bike shop for a checkup. I figured they'd have to twiddle a couple of wires, make some little adjustments, and I'd be good to go. Easy, right? 

Not so much.

Ted called with the diagnosis.

It turns out my maintenance neglect over the past couple of seasons had caused some pretty significant damage. My chain was stretched beyond repair and I'd ground down the evenly-spaced nicely-rounded teeth on my front sprockets until they were snaggly, sharp, pointy little fangs.

But Ted and Rachel came to the rescue. They replaced the chain and both sprockets (and my trainer-bald rear tire) and I picked my bike up yesterday. She's good as new. 

I love hanging around the bike shop. I love the intoxicating aroma of solvents and grease and rubber. Ted and Rachel are always so thorough about explaining what they did to fix my bike, and why, and how. They take the time to teach me how things got wonky in the first place, and what I can do to prevent future problems. 

They are my bike's biggest advocates. They speak up on her behalf in order to protect her from me and my ignorance, and my tendency to carelessly ride her into a state of disrepair.

Sometimes I get the feeling Ted and Rachel love my bike more than I do.

It's a good thing they do.

Because it's that kind of love that keeps me riding. And it's riding that makes me indescribably happy.

Now if I could only get them to follow me around in a team car everywhere I ride.