Showing posts with label treat for Santa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label treat for Santa. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 24, 2014

Treating Santa To What He REALLY Wants



"When adding liquor to your baking, 
start with a little and work up to your taste level."

-- Jessica Walker, 
"Baking With Booze," BettyCrocker.com



Cookies and bourbon for Santa 12-24-14



"Brown sugar and caramel flavors?
I'm talking about the bourbon of course."

-- Justin Abarca, "12 Whiskey and Food Pairings 
You Need to Know About," BuzzFeed.com




"... and a cup for Mommy so she
won't have to drink straight from her wine box."

-- Unknown



Fuck milk and cookies.

In my house, Santa gets a big boy beverage on Christmas Eve.

Whiskey. Bourbon. Scotch. Whatever he's in the mood for.

Definitely not milk. He's lactose intolerant. I don't want to make him feel gassy and bloated.

Maybe I'll mix him a Manhattan. I have it on pretty certain authority that he likes a good Manhattan, and I make a pretty good Manhattan.

I always make sure to leave him something good so that he knows how much I really love him.

XOXOXO